Gone Texas-ing

Tomorrow is the 4th of July, which is the birthday of the other country that Texas annexed back in 1845.  You can argue if that's true or not, but I found it on the Internet here.

Anyway, I'll be biking by car to Houston tomorrow, so there will be no blog posts until Thursday.  But I did search "armadillo fireworks" in Google Images and came back with some interesting results to share.

First, here's "Armadillo Man."  This is apparently the ultimate in evolution of the Texan man.  If we can't fight you and win, then we dig a hole and roll into it.

What we have next is a great example of why Texans aren't allowed to be liberals. When we try it, terrible things start happening.

Here is what happens if to your heart if you eat too much Tex-mex.

And finally, this is a great example of why you should totally trust all your information to Google - they can't possibly confuse your 1's and 0's with anybody else's.  Obviously, an armadillo was driving this boat of fireworks when it capsized.

I'll be back on Thursday.  Until then, keep the rubber side down!